A clean arena before the chaos
Heat 1 of BBRL Season 3 went down on September 18, 2026: 16 fights across 3 weight classes, 8 knockouts among them, with several battery ejections highlighting the week.
The headlines
- Biggest night: Anubis returns, went 3–0 and gained +63 rating.
- Perfect nights: Siren, Cones of Dunshire.
- Generic Spinner 90210 dropped out of the 1lb Antweight qualifying spots after forgetting to secure it's top plate before a match
- Tranquility was exploded twice by Anubis
- Neil Armless debut'd and managed to knockout the veteran Royal Reaper
Tranquility being removed from the arena after fighting Anubis a second time.
1lb Antweights
- Neil Armless def. Royal Reaper by KO (+34 / −23) · ▶ Watch
- Siren def. Hoju by tapout (+18 / −6) · ▶ Watch
- Hoju def. Neil Armless by judges' decision (+11 / −22) · ▶ Watch
- Siren def. Neil Armless by KO (+12 / −8) · ▶ Watch
- Hoju def. Generic Spinner 90210 by KO (+16 / −10) · ▶ Watch
- Siren def. Generic Spinner 90210 by KO (+12 / −4) · ▶ Watch
Standings after Heat 1
- Siren 3–0 · 3 KO · +42 season · qualifying
- Hoju 2–1 · 1 KO · +21 season · qualifying
- Neil Armless 1–2 · 1 KO · +4 season · ▲3 · qualifying
- Sheer Cold 0–0 · ±0 season · qualifying
- Reginald McGravity 0–0 · ±0 season · qualifying
- Saltie 0–0 · ±0 season · qualifying
- BLUNT FORCE AKA EL BLUNTO 0–0 · ±0 season · qualifying
- Nuclear Baby 0–0 · ±0 season · qualifying
- WRATH ENGINE 0–0 · ±0 season
- Boom Box 0–0 · ±0 season
The top 8 qualify for the championship.
3lb Beetleweights
- Anubis def. Tranquility by KO (+28 / −9) · ▶ Watch
- Anubis def. Dirty Diapers by KO (+12 / −8) · ▶ Watch
- Anubis def. Tranquility by KO (+23 / −8) · ▶ Watch
Standings after Heat 1
- Anubis 3–0 · 3 KO · +63 season · qualifying
- Shrubert 0–0 · ±0 season · qualifying
- Charity Case 0–0 · ±0 season · qualifying
- Dirty Diapers 0–1 · −8 season · ▲1 · qualifying
- Tranquility 0–2 · −17 season · ▼3 · qualifying
30lb Sumos
- Homer def. Thing 1 & Thing 2 (+6 / −13) · ▶ Watch
- Cones of Dunshire def. The Heelers (+4 / −4) · ▶ Watch
- Cones of Dunshire def. Homer (+12 / −12) · ▶ Watch
- Thing 1 & Thing 2 def. The Heelers (+19 / −10) · ▶ Watch
- Homer def. Thing 1 & Thing 2 (+7 / −13) · ▶ Watch
- Cones of Dunshire def. The Heelers (+4 / −4) · ▶ Watch
- Homer def. Thing 1 & Thing 2 (+6 / −12) · ▶ Watch
Standings after Heat 1
- Cones of Dunshire 3–0 · +20 season
- Homer 3–1 · +7 season
- Bort - The 3rd Coming 0–0 · ±0 season
- Baguette III 0–0 · ±0 season
- The Heelers 0–3 · −18 season
- Thing 1 & Thing 2 1–3 · −19 season · ▼2
Damage to Dirty Diapers' 1/4" steel armour after fighting Anubis
Full standings and the rest of the season are on the BBRL Season 3 page.
